One of those lightup construction roadsigns I passed by earlier in the evening had this stern warning to commuters: "FOR GAY SEX CALL (phone number forgotten ( Read more... )

When you are at a Mexican restaurant, I think it is fun to throw the salsa on the person sitting across from you, and say "You've been a-salsa'd ( Read more... )

You know how they say infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters could write shakespeare? Well, 4 monkeys with a bottle of cheap wine could write the website of my dental plan, and probably do a better job of it ( Read more... )

Snakey McSnakerton has become deceased. He was a good snake, mellow, easily handled, and only bit people who liked the O.C. He will be missed. :(

COMMENTARY ON THE MONTH OF JUNE, 2009 -

Well that was certainly an improvement over May.

Devin became a fan of Being Awesome ( Read more... )

Occasionally I go through netflix and move all the "long wait" movies to the top of my que, lest the last few copies get lost before I can view them. Then I get these movies, and have it ground into my poor head that yes, I did add "Redneck Zombies", "Nude For Satan" and "I Was a Teenage Zombie" to my que, and I apparently thought this was an ( Read more... )

So we're in the midst of the snowpocalypse up here, which normally I would enjoy immensely - except that every day this week most my co-workers were unable to get to work, leaving me to trudge each day at 6am through alternating scenery of blizzards and mornings so cold and clear and silent you would think you were stomping across some distant ( Read more... )

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So recently some folks called up my work and talked to my boss, who passed on to me this: "Hey, would you be willing to be arrested for charity?" And I thought about it for a moment, and then he said "They'll pay for dinner ( Read more... )

I just walked a couple blocks to the local QFC to pick up a sandwich and anana for eating purposes, and back again. And it was probably the hardest hike I have been on in my LIFE. I've used crutches for brief periods before, but actually walking on the things for any distance (in the rain no less, I slipped twice) is like swinging from the monkey ( Read more... )