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Application for the Scout: Team Fortress 2

Oct 01, 2009 16:52

"Yo, what's up with this ( Read more... )

johnny c, primavera bobinski, application, matthew, the scout, kameo

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waste_lock October 2 2009, 00:23:32 UTC

Nny's immediate mental assessment was 'big and dumb'. His answer to the Hufflepuff question, though... It was hard not to laugh.

"Filling Heaven and Hell? Reeeaaaally?"

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 00:44:32 UTC

Scout was more of a runt, or a scrawny little shit, depending on your vocabulary. The other part of Nny's assesment was spot on.

"You better believe it. Centipedes don't have enough fingers and toes to keep count of all the dead people."

waste_lock October 2 2009, 00:50:56 UTC

"And this defines you? Makes you useful? Do you consider it a 'benefit to humanity'?"

What was with people lately?

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 01:40:57 UTC

He stopped moving long enough to give that last question the consideration it deserved, which was about two seconds.

"Naw, I'd say it kinda sucks for humanity."

Then he was off. "But man, you wanna know what defines me? My batting average. I got a freakin' sweet record. Look at this. Just look at this!" He stepped away from Nny to swing his bat a few times. "It doesn't get any better than that."

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12panelwonder October 2 2009, 01:35:58 UTC

Matt was about to fanboy say something about spies, but thought better of it.

"So. Blue?"

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 01:43:01 UTC

"Yeah, blue. What about it? You got blue cheese? I'll eat blue cheese. I'll cram it down my throat. You don't believe me?" While there was nothing of a challenge in Matt's question, Scout was going to find one.

12panelwonder October 2 2009, 01:49:23 UTC

Matt held up his hands in a gesture of peace, though he couldn't help smiling.

"No, I don't have any bleu cheese. I could ask a house elf for some though."

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 05:38:43 UTC

"You go do that." Wait, huh? House elf what? He looked at Matt as if he was crazy. "Actually, you know what? Never mind. You can keep your cheese and your little elves."

Scout oh-so-NOT-discreetly took a huge step away from Matt, in case believing in elves was contagious.

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ostianespionage October 2 2009, 01:57:25 UTC

Matthew looked amused. "You know, I think maybe you take yourself a bit too seriously."

It was very hard to tell that Matthew did not have a Cockney accent. Probably only someone very familiar with such accents would notice that a lower-class Ostian accent was slightly different.

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 05:45:20 UTC

"Oh, absolutely I take myself seriously, bub," he said, throwing his hands in the air for emphasis. He talked enough for two people, and Matthew would have to be speaking Martian to get Scout to stop listening to the sound of his own voice, much less somebody else's.

"You wanna know why? Cause somebody has to. How would people know how great I am if I don't tell 'em? People deserve to know who they're messin' with. It's either this or wear a sign that says, 'Warning, I'm gonna beat your head in, dummy.' And that would just look stupid."

ostianespionage October 2 2009, 05:47:16 UTC

Matthew nods. "Yeah. Makes it more work to do so, too, since they see you coming."

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 05:56:06 UTC

He laughed, more of an annoying bray than a laugh. "Not like they're gonna outrun me. I'm the fastest thing on two legs. They see me comin', then BAM! lights out. Party's over."

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woocha October 2 2009, 06:52:49 UTC

Yeah, I know! They're awesome, right? Wishbone asked, nudging the dictaquill.

scouts_dishonor October 3 2009, 02:33:48 UTC

"A talkin' dag! It's a talkin' dog!" Hogwarts was full of wonders that apparently had to be announced at full volume. "A freaking talkin' dog, and it's talking to me!"

He bent down and tried to pet Wishbone. "Aw man. This is so cool. Talkin' dogs. What do dogs talk about all day? How other dogs' butts smell?"

woocha October 3 2009, 02:48:36 UTC

No! Wishbone said in embarassment. I talk about books!

How embarassing to hear that question.

scouts_dishonor October 3 2009, 04:43:40 UTC

"Man, who wants to talk about that? Books are bo-ring. Hey, do you like to play fetch?"

He shrugged off the knapsack he'd been carrying and rummaged through it. "I know it's in here somewhere."

Shortly he pulled out a beaten up baseball. "You want it?" He might need it back should some moron deserve a line drive to the skull, but dog spit would only enhance the effect.

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missprimavera October 5 2009, 01:58:01 UTC

"Ooh. Tough guy."

Primavera blew a big pink bubble of chewing gum, and popped it loudly.

scouts_dishonor October 5 2009, 04:13:04 UTC

"Yeah, babe, you'd better believe it." Scout swung his bat back in forth in what he hoped was a suitably manly manor. "You just watch. I'll knock the sense into any dumba-- er, moron-- uh, person around." Hot chicks were supposed to be prim, right? Best to cut back on the swearing.

"So what'sa girl like you doin' in a funky place that kidnaps people?"

((Re-posted for stupid.))

missprimavera October 5 2009, 04:53:32 UTC

"Maybe I'm the one doing the kidnapping. You never can tell." Primavera smirked. "No, really, but I'll be interested to see you take a swing at the Sorting Hat."

scouts_dishonor October 5 2009, 05:02:34 UTC

He would, too. The Force-a-Nature was still tucked away, but he'd even take a few potshots at the Hat if she asked.

"That hat ain't gonna know what hit it. I'm like the wind. The hat will just be sittin' there, doin' what hats do, and then there I am, and that hat ain't got no chance." It did occur to him that a hat couldn't exactly run away. "You want me to take a swing at the person wearin' it?"

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