Application for the Scout: Team Fortress 2

[scouts_dishonor]

"Yo, what's up with this

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[woocha]

Yeah, I know! They're awesome, right? Wishbone asked, nudging the dictaquill.

[scouts_dishonor]

"A talkin' dag! It's a talkin' dog!" Hogwarts was full of wonders that apparently had to be announced at full volume. "A freaking talkin' dog, and it's talking to me!"

He bent down and tried to pet Wishbone. "Aw man. This is so cool. Talkin' dogs. What do dogs talk about all day? How other dogs' butts smell?"

[woocha]

No! Wishbone said in embarassment. I talk about books!

How embarassing to hear that question.

[scouts_dishonor]

"Man, who wants to talk about that? Books are bo-ring. Hey, do you like to play fetch?"

He shrugged off the knapsack he'd been carrying and rummaged through it. "I know it's in here somewhere."

Shortly he pulled out a beaten up baseball. "You want it?" He might need it back should some moron deserve a line drive to the skull, but dog spit would only enhance the effect.

[woocha]

I like fetch! Wishbone said, wagging his tail. But this room's too small to really play fetch. We could play once you're sorted, though!

[scouts_dishonor]

"Yeah, that'd be cool. Oh man, a talkin' dog." He hadn't really moved past that. "So do you have, like, other dog buddies? What about talkin' cats? Do they yell at you when you chase them?"

[woocha]

Nah, none of them talk. Well, there's a new dog, but he just came here before you did. And I actually like cats a bit more than I used to. I even sometimes turn into one so I can have catnip and nap with them.

[scouts_dishonor]

"Naps?" Man, that was weak. "What about, like dominatin' the cats to make them do your evil bidding? Those stupid dumbass cats needed somebody to show them who's boss. They'd never suspect another cat! It would be like Spy meeting freakin' Animal Planet."

[woocha]

If Wishbone could pout, he would. I'm not evil! he said, sounding hurt.

[scouts_dishonor]

"Naw, man. You're cool. Dogs are cool. Cats are evil," Somebody must have been scratched as a child. "You could teach cats how to be cool, and not hissing furbags of hate."

[woocha]

Schrodinger and Einstein are nice kitties! And we're teaching Branch and Bloom and Masuyo how to be nice too! Okay, half of that he's mistaken on, but let's not enlighten him.