He stopped moving long enough to give that last question the consideration it deserved, which was about two seconds.
"Naw, I'd say it kinda sucks for humanity."
Then he was off. "But man, you wanna know what defines me? My batting average. I got a freakin' sweet record. Look at this. Just look at this!" He stepped away from Nny to swing his bat a few times. "It doesn't get any better than that."
"Filling Heaven and Hell? Reeeaaaally?"
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"You better believe it. Centipedes don't have enough fingers and toes to keep count of all the dead people."
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What was with people lately?
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"Naw, I'd say it kinda sucks for humanity."
Then he was off. "But man, you wanna know what defines me? My batting average. I got a freakin' sweet record. Look at this. Just look at this!" He stepped away from Nny to swing his bat a few times. "It doesn't get any better than that."
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"An athlete."
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They being the Major League, Minor League, and every community league in Massachusetts.
"Not everyone can nail a moron between the eyes when he's standin' in deep center field. I got skills."
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