"Yeah, blue. What about it? You got blue cheese? I'll eat blue cheese. I'll cram it down my throat. You don't believe me?" While there was nothing of a challenge in Matt's question, Scout was going to find one.
"You go do that." Wait, huh? House elf what? He looked at Matt as if he was crazy. "Actually, you know what? Never mind. You can keep your cheese and your little elves."
Scout oh-so-NOT-discreetly took a huge step away from Matt, in case believing in elves was contagious.
"No it isn't." Matt said, shrugging. "That's why it's called bleu cheese, cause of the blue spots on it." Not that Matt really knew, but he was just sizing up the Scout.
"Aww, man, you can't pull that shit on me. That stuff's called mold." Surprisingly, he was right for once.
He had said that he'd eat any cheese he was given. Besides, it wasn't like he hadn't eaten worse. Worms and dirt, for instance. Older brothers sucked like that. With his reputation on the line, or so he thought, Scout sucked it up and ate some of the cheese.
"They better call it something different, like 'spotty death cheese.' Then a guy wouldn't be confused. It's misleadin' advertising or something. I could get cheese like that by leavin' stuff in the fridge for a month."
"So. Blue?"
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"No, I don't have any bleu cheese. I could ask a house elf for some though."
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Scout oh-so-NOT-discreetly took a huge step away from Matt, in case believing in elves was contagious.
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"Do you elves read minds or something?"
The house elf conveniently vanished. Matt shrugged and pulled out a cigarette. "Still not want any?"
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A little freak thing carrying food. After the house elf had vanished, and Scout's freak-out subsided, he got a better look at the cheese.
"What the hell's with this?" he asked. "That ain't blue. That's some bad cheese."
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He had said that he'd eat any cheese he was given. Besides, it wasn't like he hadn't eaten worse. Worms and dirt, for instance. Older brothers sucked like that. With his reputation on the line, or so he thought, Scout sucked it up and ate some of the cheese.
"They better call it something different, like 'spotty death cheese.' Then a guy wouldn't be confused. It's misleadin' advertising or something. I could get cheese like that by leavin' stuff in the fridge for a month."
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Yes, he still thought they were talking about cheese.
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Matt always picked Pyro anything There was definitely not a fourth-wall-breaking comment here.
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