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Application for the Scout: Team Fortress 2

Oct 01, 2009 16:52

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12panelwonder October 2 2009, 01:35:58 UTC

Matt was about to fanboy say something about spies, but thought better of it.

"So. Blue?"

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 01:43:01 UTC

"Yeah, blue. What about it? You got blue cheese? I'll eat blue cheese. I'll cram it down my throat. You don't believe me?" While there was nothing of a challenge in Matt's question, Scout was going to find one.

12panelwonder October 2 2009, 01:49:23 UTC

Matt held up his hands in a gesture of peace, though he couldn't help smiling.

"No, I don't have any bleu cheese. I could ask a house elf for some though."

scouts_dishonor October 2 2009, 05:38:43 UTC

"You go do that." Wait, huh? House elf what? He looked at Matt as if he was crazy. "Actually, you know what? Never mind. You can keep your cheese and your little elves."

Scout oh-so-NOT-discreetly took a huge step away from Matt, in case believing in elves was contagious.

12panelwonder October 2 2009, 06:50:18 UTC

Matt was about to ask what was the Scout's deal, when, dutifully enough, a house elf showed up with a plate of blue cheese.

"Do you elves read minds or something?"

The house elf conveniently vanished. Matt shrugged and pulled out a cigarette. "Still not want any?"

scouts_dishonor October 3 2009, 02:28:50 UTC

"AaAAaah!" Not the most manly scream in the world. "What the?! It's! It'sa!" he sputtered, pointing wildly at the elf. "It's a little freak thing!"

A little freak thing carrying food. After the house elf had vanished, and Scout's freak-out subsided, he got a better look at the cheese.

"What the hell's with this?" he asked. "That ain't blue. That's some bad cheese."

12panelwonder October 3 2009, 02:46:20 UTC

"No it isn't." Matt said, shrugging. "That's why it's called bleu cheese, cause of the blue spots on it." Not that Matt really knew, but he was just sizing up the Scout.

scouts_dishonor October 3 2009, 04:53:56 UTC

"Aww, man, you can't pull that shit on me. That stuff's called mold." Surprisingly, he was right for once.

He had said that he'd eat any cheese he was given. Besides, it wasn't like he hadn't eaten worse. Worms and dirt, for instance. Older brothers sucked like that. With his reputation on the line, or so he thought, Scout sucked it up and ate some of the cheese.

"They better call it something different, like 'spotty death cheese.' Then a guy wouldn't be confused. It's misleadin' advertising or something. I could get cheese like that by leavin' stuff in the fridge for a month."

12panelwonder October 3 2009, 06:58:00 UTC

"Whatever," Matt said, dragging on his cigarette. "Someone...hit-happy, I guess, like you, Gryffindor sound okay?"

scouts_dishonor October 5 2009, 04:17:43 UTC

Scout frowned. "Cheddar sounds okay. I don't want any of that fancy stuff. You can keep that moldy crap."

Yes, he still thought they were talking about cheese.

Vote: Gryffindor 12panelwonder October 5 2009, 04:21:59 UTC

"Gryffindor it is."

Matt always picked Pyro anything There was definitely not a fourth-wall-breaking comment here.

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