America for President (1/?)
anonymous
November 27 2009, 15:32:39 UTC
Alfred sniffled, then blew his nose, as he lay huddled in his blankets in bed watching the news. The President was going to be announcing that he was going to run for a second term soon. He felt his stomach lurch as he read the ticker at the bottom of the screen announcing that the other party had chosen their candidate, as well
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America for President (2/?)
anonymous
November 27 2009, 21:55:14 UTC
Arthur dropped his tea cup, not even noticing as it shattered at his feet and the hot tea soaked into his socks. He just stared at the TV, unable to comprehend the absurdity coming out of the reporter's mouth. They were highlighting a clip of the President's speech the other day. Normally, the contents of the speech would hardly be newsworthy in the UK, but this particular clip was not of the President, but of one Alfred F. Jones
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Re: America for President (2/?)
anonymous
November 27 2009, 23:49:59 UTC
I even have a birth certificate!
These things are very, very important! LOLZ For some reason, I feel the pundits would be the best part. They'd just go and make random ~sensational!~ statements that are completely bogus and just...it would be amazing. Sit down interviews! "What are your foreign relation policies?" *deadpan* "Well, you can't kiss on the first date."
OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. Campaigns are already a circus, this should be AMAZING!
Re: America for President (2/?)
anonymous
November 28 2009, 02:09:16 UTC
Maybe the nation-tans should tell their people that the stuff that happens to the country happens to them also. >>
But oh Alfred. <3 I'd vote for you.
"I even have a birth certificate! It's called the Declaration of Independence!"
Why do I get the feeling that one/both of the parties would be like, "You can't prove you were born here!" And start all of that drama they did at the beginning of this term? -facepalm-
Re: America for President (2/?)
anonymous
November 28 2009, 04:59:32 UTC
Hilarious. I love it. He already has my vote~
"...natural born citizen living..." This one doesn't actually matter. Alfred is eligible for the exception, having been a citizen at the time they created the Constitution.
America for President (4/?)
anonymous
November 30 2009, 15:38:59 UTC
Arthur walked up to Alfred's door and knocked. After a moment, the door opened itself, and he raised a brow, looking at it as he walked inside. Was it some new kind of magic? He'd have to ask Alfred about it. Speaking of him
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Re: America for President (4/?)
anonymous
November 30 2009, 22:06:58 UTC
I do too! And so does America, apparently. But Canada doesn't seem to agree. But surely, as America's campaign manager, he knows you can't be a bachelor and get elected these days.
I think the only president that was a bachelor was James Buchanan, and well, he's considered the worst president in history. Take that as you will.
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These things are very, very important! LOLZ For some reason, I feel the pundits would be the best part. They'd just go and make random ~sensational!~ statements that are completely bogus and just...it would be amazing. Sit down interviews! "What are your foreign relation policies?" *deadpan* "Well, you can't kiss on the first date."
OH GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE. Campaigns are already a circus, this should be AMAZING!
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Awesome stuff author!anon, more soon I hope. :D
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HEY CAN I VOTE FOR CANADA TO BE MY PRIME MINISTER?! HE'D BE SO GOOD AT IT, AND I'M SICK OF THE TORIES AND THE GRITS!
xD Awesome fic, can't wait for more! *Stalks*
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But oh Alfred. <3 I'd vote for you.
"I even have a birth certificate! It's called the Declaration of Independence!"
Why do I get the feeling that one/both of the parties would be like, "You can't prove you were born here!" And start all of that drama they did at the beginning of this term? -facepalm-
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"...natural born citizen living..."
This one doesn't actually matter. Alfred is eligible for the exception, having been a citizen at the time they created the Constitution.
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Captcha: routines Investigation. Does that mean that the other parties won't trust him?
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This fill, this fill! It's so epic, I can't even - THAT LAST LINE OH MY GOD *worships forever*
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I think the only president that was a bachelor was James Buchanan, and well, he's considered the worst president in history. Take that as you will.
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