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[herrglimmerous]

For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

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ROFLMAO

[wearecowboys]

Please, don't worry about it. I'm sure we could work out another day, but out of morbid curiosity: What happened?

:3

[herrglimmerous]

Always generous, Herr.

Ah, well I'm sure you realized this past weekend there was some kind of body swapping event going on. I ended up in the pubescent body of a green-haired, badly-dressed, not-so-leggy, psychopath...

...and I'll be frank, I was pathetic, none of that ancestral survival instinct crap kicked in for me. It really was all for the best.

[wearecowboys]

That's...quite a body you'd been swapped into. You must tell me more about it on our little date since I'm sure it'll make for a very interesting dinner conversation.

[herrglimmerous]

If anything it was an enlightening experience. Up until now I had no idea what it was like to be despised by so many people. If anything it'll be a riveting story, you'll laugh, you'll cry or you just might laugh yourself to tears. I'm just glad I'm me again.

Speaking of dinner conversation, where are you taking me?

[stripping]

How many trysts have you set up lately?

[herrglimmerous]

Ah...well as far as I know I have a date with Herr Henry and with you...but not at the same time.

Am I spoiling myself too much?

[stripping]

Not too much, no. I would raise eyebrows if you had any more than that.

[herrglimmerous]

Ah...well it's not very often I find myself being spoiled by someone else and Herr Henry is always pretty generous with me. I guess my vice is that I'm perpetually starved for attention.

But, don't think I'll forget about you either. I'm looking forward to spending time with you Herr Issei.

[bare_my_fangs]

The only thing I know about Henry is that he makes a hot girl, but lucky you. You sure as fuck get around, don't you?

[herrglimmerous]

Undeniable, if I hadn't been a married woman during that virus I might have jumped her...I'm still not sure why I didn't.

Being surrounded by beautiful and interesting people makes keeping myself to myself difficult. By the way Michael, do you have any free weekends?

[bare_my_fangs]

She was my 'sister in law' during that virus and I still tried to tap that.

For you? I think I could clear a space.

[herrglimmerous]

That takes a great big pair of stones.

I made a promise to show you my gratitude by spoiling you, so next weekend I'm yours. If you think you can make room for me.

[greenwithme]

Stop with the ugly jokes! It's getting really old now...

[herrglimmerous]

I mean internally, not just physically, and can you blame me...I'm still in shock!

[greenwithme]

I am not ugly on the outside or the inside! I've got the same guts as you, don't I?

And how do you think I feel, huh?! The past few days haven't exactly been a cake walk for me either. Your stupid dog wouldn't stop growling at me, and that weird flying rodent tried to attack me!

[herrglimmerous]

I'm talking about your personality, I've never had so many people pissed off at me at once.

Please, I spent the first night in your body sleeping in a tree and avoiding civilization. At least you had it cozy.