For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

Hope everyone had a happy holiday. I was pleasantly surprised by my oma and opa this year. They flew all the way out to L.A. to see me...and bless them, they didn't bring my parents ( Read more... )

[When the video cuts on the viewer has total access to a vast and strikingly showy living room. Standing in the very center wearing black yoga pants and a pair of panda bear slippers is Klavier, this is a side of him never seen in public. He has a guitar in his hand, this is obviously a very expensive guitar as it is completely made of gilded gold… ( Read more... )