[When the video cuts on the viewer has total access to a vast and strikingly showy living room. Standing in the very center wearing black yoga pants and a pair of panda bear slippers is Klavier, this is a side of him never seen in public. He has a guitar in his hand, this is obviously a very expensive guitar as it is completely made of gilded gold… ( Read more... )

[Klavier doesn't really mind this virus, he's actually found an outlet for his sexy thoughts.

Art.

There is an array of sexy things featured on a table in plain view of his computer, each one of these sexy things has a clay model twin ( Read more... )

Kristoph: A mani and pedi kit and a week long spa vacation.
Apollo: A relaxation sound machine and the scales of justice paperweight. Yes, pun is intended.
Trucy: The Big Book of Magic Fun and at least a dozen Magic Kits.
Edgeworth: His gift will arrive anonymously, he will get a bottle of Cristal Champagne and some crystal glasses to go with it. ( Read more... )

While being a seventeen year old high school student was a...blast...I can say I'm quite content with the way things are at the moment. I do not envy them their work load...and all of that daunting work, igitt ( Read more... )

[Klavier should probably look more distressed than he/she actually is, but for reason's unknown--perhaps vanity--he/she's checking themeself out in a nearby mirror]

Well...I'll have to hand it to you community, you've done not bad, ja? I suppose asking myself what kind of virus this is would be redundant...I think I can see for myself anyway...

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While I'm sure I could rock anything, including a trash bag, with good looks that anyone would be envious of...but I think this may be a little over the top...even for me.

I'd rather be naked, but I can't seem to get it off.

Since I'm too much of a hedonist I didn't really celebrate Allerheiligen and Allerseelen, but I lit some candles as my way of paying homage to the deceased. That's about as far as I get every year ( Read more... )

( cut for Klavier's ramblings concerning his latest case )