[As the camera cuts on, the scene that plays out is a highly unusual one and more than a little uncharacteristic where Klavier is concerned ( Read more... )

For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

[By now Klavier's home is a familiar place, but Klavier laid up in bed...not so much, he's paler than usual, he has a cold compress trapped to his forehead and the look of a man who hasn't slept in days. He's not the usual glimmerous looking fop...so why is he laughing so hard that he's coughing and crying ( Read more... )

About this past virus...let us never speak of it again, ja?

[Klavier doesn't really mind this virus, he's actually found an outlet for his sexy thoughts.

Art.

There is an array of sexy things featured on a table in plain view of his computer, each one of these sexy things has a clay model twin ( Read more... )

Kristoph: A mani and pedi kit and a week long spa vacation.
Apollo: A relaxation sound machine and the scales of justice paperweight. Yes, pun is intended.
Trucy: The Big Book of Magic Fun and at least a dozen Magic Kits.
Edgeworth: His gift will arrive anonymously, he will get a bottle of Cristal Champagne and some crystal glasses to go with it. ( Read more... )

While I'm sure I could rock anything, including a trash bag, with good looks that anyone would be envious of...but I think this may be a little over the top...even for me.

I'd rather be naked, but I can't seem to get it off.