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[herrglimmerous]

For not being able to keep our tryst this past Friday, I sincerely apologize Herr Henry, I was really looking forward to such a rare opportunity.

Unfortunately, recent events prevented me from contacting you, namely, I was too hideous and short to set eyes on you.

I hope I can make it up to you.

Comments

[greenwithme]

Stop with the ugly jokes! It's getting really old now...

[herrglimmerous]

I mean internally, not just physically, and can you blame me...I'm still in shock!

[greenwithme]

I am not ugly on the outside or the inside! I've got the same guts as you, don't I?

And how do you think I feel, huh?! The past few days haven't exactly been a cake walk for me either. Your stupid dog wouldn't stop growling at me, and that weird flying rodent tried to attack me!

[herrglimmerous]

I'm talking about your personality, I've never had so many people pissed off at me at once.

Please, I spent the first night in your body sleeping in a tree and avoiding civilization. At least you had it cozy.

[greenwithme]

...Yeah, I guess Greed's crew is still pissed off about that one time I impersonated him. Geez, you think they'd get over that by now.

Well, maybe you'll have a better appreciation of your fancy-ass house! You should see this as a lesson in humility and gratitude. In fact, you should be thanking me for giving you the opportunity to see what it's like living like the majority of us poor folks!

[herrglimmerous]

The villagers weren't too pleased to see you either.

I don't need humility and gratitude, I already know where I'm lucky...you're just extremely unlucky and bad with people.

[greenwithme]

...Lavi and I have been kinda filching food and clothes from the neighbors. Guess this means I'll have to get the hell out of Hicksville and look for better prospects.

My luck's gonna change, just you wait! Once I get my hands on some advanced alchemy texts, things will really start looking up for me!

[herrglimmerous]

That explains it.

I probably won't be watching nearly as close as Greed will.

[greenwithme]

Hey! If they're just gonna leave things lying around for the taking, it's their own damn fault!

And here I was thinking you were his little watchdog or something. You're such a goodie two-shoes, after all.

[herrglimmerous]

You don't have any marketable skills, do you?

I just don't care, as long as you don't interfere with my life I have no reason to care. I don't work for Greed, I'm not a minion or a belonging, but I wouldn't betray him to you or anything. I like him and I think he prefers me not getting anymore involved with you that I can help.

[greenwithme]

...No, not really. At least, not with this body, anyway.

How can I? Even if I wanted to, I can't worldhop anymore, and I don't have my shapeshifting abilities, either! I'm sure you'll sleep at lot easier at night knowing that, huh?

[herrglimmerous]

A shame.

But you mentioned something about trying to get your powers back, if you manage that then we won't have any problems if you don't interfere in my life.

[greenwithme]

Shut up! I can still steal what I need. It's just harder now, that's all.

If you're gonna hang around Greed, then you're probably gonna get your life interfered with by way of him. That's just how it is. You should know that by now.

[herrglimmerous]

You wouldn't have to if you had a skill.

You can pick on Greed, it's your prerogative if you want to stick your head into the tiger's maw, just leave me out of it.

[greenwithme]

I could get skills! I just don't feel like it. Besides, why make an honest living when crime can pay so well? Just ask Greed about it!

But you're so involved with him that you get caught up in all his drama without even trying! It's like you're a magnet for that kind of thing.

[herrglimmerous]

He seems to be doing it better if that's the case.

If it's him then it's fine, if it's you using me to cause drama then it's not fine.