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Entry 10.0
I could survive for 1 minute, 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
HAH, dot raptor thinks he is zo tough! I could beat him vit' both arms tied behind my back if I vanted to be sporting! -
Entry 9.0
I am in need of another explanation. I asked Professor Sumdac und he could not shed illumination on this for me. According to this article, among others, today is Groundhog Day (an animal I'm assuming is represented by de image). This particular groundhog, named Phil, saw his shadow today. In accordance vit' common belief, it means dot ve vill ( Read more... ) -
Entry 8.0
So I MUST know something. De fate of de whole universe could be at stake ( Read more... ) -
Entry 7.0
I haff just flown in from a patrol through freezing rain and sleet. I do my duties as dictated by my Lord Megatron, but as de humans say, "It sucked ( Read more... ) -
Entry 6.0
Ven I signed in today, I saw this "Writer's Block" prompt: It's the winter solstice in the Northern hemisphere, summer solstice in the Southern hemisphere, and Haiku Day in the U.S. Does that inspire you to write a three-line poem with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven in the middle line?
I am not one usually for poetry-- breaking ( Read more... ) -
Entry 5.0
I am puzzled ( Read more... ) -
Entry 4.0
At last! A moment to speak my mind. Ah, minds. As if I can forget.
As insignificant as Humans are, I cannot help my curiosity over their habits and customs. Today there vas a holiday called "Thanksgiving". From vot I gather, it is celebrated by cooking excessive amounts of food, watching "football", and shopping sales. Following this is "Black ( Read more... ) -
Entry 3.0
I HAFF LUGNUT'Z NOZE.
Und I am not giffink it back!
AHAHAHAHAHA! -
Entry 2.0
I am not dead. Just in case anyvun vas vondering ( Read more... ) -
Entry 1.0
.... Am I de only vun disturbed by de smiley for "bored"?
Vell, I haff had this journal for awhile now and I finally had a spare moment to use it. Ve haff been very busy since Megatron vas restored by de child's AllSpark key . Ve haff been setting up our new base of operations for about a month now. Megatron does not appreciate idleness so I haff ( Read more... )