HI GUYS I'M ACTUALLY NOT DEAD YAAAAY

Osama Bin Laden is, though. How about that?

But he gets enough media coverage as it is and as far as I'm concerned I'd like this to be the end of my hearing about him (which it won't be). That is not what this journal post is about.

This is about a cat.

( Tales from behind the till 4 )

So I was at work today, doin' my usual thing, when these two little girls come in. They had to be about 8-9 and they were soaking wet from the rain despite having their brollies. They spent about 10 minutes wandering around the shop, until I went up and asked what they were looking for. They asked where the cake and baking stuff was, so I took them ( Read more... )

( More Tales from Behind the Till )

Spent all day lazing about the house because I have a cold. Feeling much better by the end of the day. However, I have been EATEN ALIVE by bugs. They must have come inside to escape the encroaching cold but did they have to give me 9 BUG BITES ( Read more... )

So I pulled an all nighter, considering that I was running on EST instead of GMT by complete accident, and figured that I'd turn up for work running on the idea that it'd be something like 10pm in the evening, as far as my sleep pattern knew ( Read more... )

So Amanda was trying to get into the warehouse of the shop but there was a lady with her shopping trolley in the way. She didn't seem to hear her when she asked her to move, and Amanda made an over-exaggerated shrugging motion at me on the till. I did one back, even more exaggerated. This somehow deteriorated into making faces at each other while ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting having my break. Eating a yogurt with reckless abandon when I realise that I fancy a cup of tea. I turn the kettle on, pour the hot water into the mug with the tea bag, press it against the side and throw the bag in the bin, add two sugars and then...

... and then...

( Dun dun duuuun! )

Pidge: Post influential chapter of Family Ties

Well that was silly. You don't know why you're so nervous. Because it's uncharted territory? Because people keep saying they'll leave? Should you really care about such things?

Pidge: Man up and do a meme.

Stopping all these Homestuck injokes would be good too.

( Day 08 - A moment )

Okay, I'm sure you're all aware of how insane my workplace is, flist.

( Story under here. )

Let me tell you a little story about my day at work.

( Cut to save your flists. )