Goddamnit.

[hellzabeth]

So I'm sitting having my break. Eating a yogurt with reckless abandon when I realise that I fancy a cup of tea. I turn the kettle on, pour the hot water into the mug with the tea bag, press it against the side and throw the bag in the bin, add two sugars and then...

... and then...

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[thera7]

Aaaah, poor you. Well, let's face it, pidgeons and doves were not designed for fridges. *Peck peck*
Oh, so now I know how you sat in the milk cooler on a hot day - I was picturing you sitting in an open fridge swinging your legs out of the door. Oops.

Heh, I heard of a woman who was gloating about her newly-gained strength in weights class and then couldn't open her water bottle.

Can I expect to hear the repentant screams of your co-workers from here in Hertsfordshire sometime soon then?

[hellzabeth]

*coos pathetically at the impenetrable door*

Actually, that was what I did. I'm not allowed to leave the shop floor once the doors are open; it would leave the front of the store unattended and people would nick stuff. So I just sat in the fridges anyway, surrounded by bags of frozen chips and peas and pizzas. The others had set up chairs in the one out back as well though, as I found when I went out there on my break XD

Hahaha pwned. I hear they call that Foot-in-Mouth disease.

Probably. From what I remember of the Hornet Incident, Craig screams quite loud.

[lovelylurker]

... Just never ever ever get stuck in there. Because you won't be able to muster the strength to free yourself.

[hellzabeth]

At least I'd have food? /shot

It only locks if you push on the door from the outside. I think I'm safe for now.