I know nobody cares, but I totally had a ball! (har har)

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So somehow during the forever that Jeff was out last night he had time to delete my myspace comment ( Read more... )

I was trying to figure out the name of this campy Lauren Ambrose movie (Psycho Beach Party) so I looked it up on Amazon.com, and read what seems to be the most ridiculous review ever:
(plus the movie recommendations are hilarious!)

Lemme say this I wasn't expecting this 'cuz I thought it was good at first. But to me it was a bit too corny 4 me or I ( Read more... )

The Onion

This is a long one, sorry ( Read more... )

I was looking up movie times and I came across this article... the police are using this man's blog as evidence in a kidnapping and related triple homicide case. I have to wonder what kind of future restrictions this will impose on internet blogs/freedom of speech in general, and if internet anonymity has ever truly existed...

Suspected Kidnapper ( Read more... )

Well that was an excellent fourth. I spent it PMSing in the dark for 2 1/2 hours, then Jeff came home and we fought since he went out and had a fun time without me (which was a good idea since I would have been terrible company). I just wanted to pick a fight with someone, and I knew I shouldn't be around people, so sadly I picked on the first ( Read more... )

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I think I hate everything I was once attracted to about the music I listen to. More accurately, I think I hate the type of people that the music I listen to generally attracts. This whiny, insolent waif of a man with his assymmetrical coif* and mod female counterpart came into the theater and started bitching incessantly about the fact that they ( Read more... )