So I got to see exactly 20 minutes of Jonathan Richman performing tonight because my co-worker Rich is a bonafide asshole. He's been on crutches for a questionable length of time and claims that he is not yet agile enough to put the boards on the doors after everyone leaves, so someone has to stay and close down the theater with him. I'd like to ( Read more... )

I had a dream that Jeffery was secretly obsessed with half-asians and he had memberships to all these internet "hapa" communities.

I just wanted to use that for a title of something.

This is going to sound stupid, but is there a better way to run on a treadmill so that your feet aren't making such a loud "slapping" noise, causing people 2-3 machines away to stare at you? No one else at the Natatorium seems to have this problem. I'm the only one with hooves, I guess.

Einstein's ain't kiddin' about their kickin' jerkin' chicken!

Maybe I was a little too overzealous the first day that I worked out...

I decided that once and for all I am totally getting into shape. I went to the natatorium at 10:00 p.m. and walk-jogged for about 20 minutes.
Whilst "working out", I had an awkward encounter with the meaty asian bouncer dude from Annabelle's.
I also decided that I don't like asians.

Last night a girl kissed me, in a bathroom with the lights off. But first I left to pee and then she followed me in and I made her turn around and recite the alphabet while I "went". I had no idea what this was leading up to and I had no idea why she wanted to be present for my urination but all I know is that girls' lips are soft and if I wasn't ( Read more... )

I had somewhat of a disconcerting dream last night about my friend Gabe, whom I haven't seen in about two years and seldom write to (which is probably my fault)... we were supposed to be meeting at this "undisclosed location", and by that I mean neither of us knew where we were supposed to go except that we had to use some sort of extrasensory ( Read more... )

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