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All good things....
The Hellmouth News would like to apologize for the lack of updates recently. Our dear Socks have been busy with various demons, villains bent on ending the world, or wallowing in their own angst. Most likely, it's the latter. Who are we kidding, it's totally the latter ( Read more... ) -
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The "We're Not Quite Dead...Yet" Edition
Prue's okay being alone now. She has sex toys.
Xander figures he'll skip the "my girlfriends are all dead" curse and just date one who is already dead.
Piper's busy making cookies. Excuse us, we think they're demonic, we'll have to eat vanquish them.
Giles has lots of presents for all the girls. He ( Read more... ) -
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Xander wants to get laid. He'd fit in well as an employee of the News.
Harm doesn't want to go on a date to WalMart. She's too classy for that kind of place. C'mon, Xander, splurge for Target!
Sam thinks Riley puts too much emphasis on sports and not enough on sex. Well, when you suck at something, you tend to shy away from it....
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Is your, uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay," he asked him knowingly? Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Cole's hoovercraft is full of eels.
Does Prue go, eh, does she go, eh? Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
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You can "cook" for us anytime you want. We've got quite an appetite.
Willow and Kennedy have each other. Too bad we don't have pictures.
Cole's new excuse to shag Morrigan? It'll save his wallet. Next, he'll use the apocalypse as an excuse. It could save the world.
Buffy and Spike spice up Cleveland.
We have a feeling Morrigan will slay Cole's ( Read more... ) -
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We at The Hellmouth News are thankful for:
-Really shiny hair.
-Clueless Englishmen.
-Being out of the closet but still under the bed.
-Corrigan.
-Booze.
-Hookers.
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Offering sexual favors is a good way to start.
That's an offer for a threesome if ever we've seen one.
Yadda yadda yadda normal life-cakes. When are you people going to learn to accept it and go with the weird?
Morri with an axe. We hope someone took pictures.
On the bright side, at least they like her.
We like Xander's idea of Thanksgiving. ( Read more... )