Xander wants to get laid. He'd fit in well as an employee of the News.
Harm doesn't want to go on a date to WalMart. She's too classy for that kind of place. C'mon, Xander, splurge for Target!
Sam thinks Riley puts too much emphasis on sports and not enough on sex. Well, when you suck at something, you tend to shy away from it....
Spike discovers the internet is for porn.