The Hellmouth News would like to apologize for the lack of updates recently. Our dear Socks have been busy with various demons, villains bent on ending the world, or wallowing in their own angst. Most likely, it's the latter. Who are we kidding, it's totally the latter.
So it is with regret and sadness we announce our offices will be closing. And forgive us while we put down the booze and shoo the hookers off our laps for a moment to fall out of character.
A grand finale was planned, but it fell through, and to our devoted readers, we apologize for leaving you hanging.
Some of our writers plan on moving on to other formats, so keep an eye on their journals for any announcements. We'll also post about any continuing rpgs here if they are brought to our attention.
Finally, thank you to our readers. We are sorry things ended this way, but watch this space and we'll try to point you to new stories to follow.
Oh, and just for fun, some of our favorite moments:
The origin of
SPOLE!
Never put your
character in peril and then tell everyone else to do whatever they want with it.
The Charmed Socks prove, yes, there can
always be more angst.
Further proof that the Socks sometimes smoke
great amounts of crack.
And of course, the whole
original sock swap. Hee. Where else would you see The Gentlemen
snuggling with a teddy bear?
Now, where did we put those hookers....