Now with an RSS feed, so you never have to skip a beat. Does your journal have an RSS feed? Of course not, because you're stupid. And you're also fat. And for all you budding 'Mr. Hands' disciples out there, I've got some very explicit pictures of Scuba Horse that you're not going to want to miss. You'll find it all at http://hellboundsmoker.
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...LiveJournal totally licks balls. I had originally planned to use the new one as a 'stop-gap', but fuck it. It's way cooler. That said, I'll keep spamming the http://hellboundsmoker.blogspot.com link here, just to ram the point home. LiveJournal, you and I could have had something beautiful and magical. I told you never to fuck me. Don't you ever
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Did I mention I've uprooted to my new home at http://hellboundsmoker.blogspot.com? Stop by some time. I think you'll like what I've done with the place.
Due to the LiveJournal site being an absolute cunt, I've decided to pull up stakes and pitch a tent (huh huh huh) at my new home. Do stop by sometime. We'll have tea and scones. It'll be ever so lovely. Spread the goddamn word!!!
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...LJ has stopped dicking up. At least that's what you'd think. Sure, I can post this little fragment, but I've got another awesome entry that I've been dying to post. LiveJournal has cock-blocked me at every opportunity and it's irritating the absolute piss out of me. I'm hoping it's just a temporary thing.
"Hey dude... smell this!" Nothing good ever comes out of that phrase. Nobody who invites you to take a whiff of something presents you with a pine-scented air-freshener or the new Brut aftershave. It's almost always an odious smell that makes you gag and turns your olfactory senses inside out. In fact, I've come up with an insidious plan to capture
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I completely apologise for my last entry. What I should have put in is a gag about how a responsible Christian mother who wanted to get little Timmy Bumsmasher Jnr. a 'free pass' to heaven should give birth while squatting over a wood-chipper. Thus, she could save herself a whole bunch of time and effort that would be needlessly expended raising
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