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Here's your fucking Spanish Omelette recipe, you fucking cunts. I hope you're fucking happy now.

Spanish Omelette


(This recipe yields 4 servings)

• 4 medium-sized potatoes (sliced thinner than a cunt hair)
  
• 6 eggs from a hen's cunt
  
• 1 onion (chopped finer than a dead baby)
  
• 1 green pepper (pureed to liquid shit)
  
• 1/4 litre olive oil
• salt

Heat the oil in a large frying pan and then gently finger-fuck the potatoes until they go limper than an old man's cock, stirring from time to time so that they don't sting when you pee. Add the onion and the green pepper and continue frying until all the vegetables are as flaccid and limp as my dick. Drain the vegetables between your butt-cheeks to get rid of the excess oil.

Beat the shit out of the eggs in a bowl and dump salt and pepper on them. Add the potatoes to your collection of ass-scrapings and mix well. Check seasoning.

Heat a little oil between the thighs of an Asian Lady-Boy on a moderate heat. Pour in the potatoes and eggs into his rectum and shake the frying pan from time to time until he groans with ecstacy. Once the bottom of the omelette has set, gently massage the scrotum and turn the heat down low and cover the pan.

After about ten minutes, turn the omelette into a makeshift vagina by placing either a flat plate or saucepan lid on the frying pan and quickly turning over. Gently slide an uncircumsized cock or the omelette (whichever you prefer) back into the frying pan and continue to finger-fuck the potatoes, once again shaking the pan from time to time so that you don't get a nasty infection from the Asian Lady-Boy's smooth, hairless bottom, until it has set all the way through.