I'm Not Honest, But I Find You FASCINATING...

[hellboundsmoker]

I completely apologise for my last entry. What I should have put in is a gag about how a responsible Christian mother who wanted to get little Timmy Bumsmasher Jnr. a 'free pass' to heaven should give birth while squatting over a wood-chipper. Thus, she could save herself a whole bunch of time and effort that would be needlessly expended raising

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billy bong thornton

[anonymous]

hi jon did you have to bust out the manual when you dropped the jackson 5 at the pool?

Re: billy bong thornton

[hellboundsmoker]

Big time! Have you ever heard of a BLUMPKIN MANUAL?

Blumpkin = Recieving a blowjob while you're taking a shit

Blumpkin Maunul = Recieving a blowjob while you're manually scraping those elusive bits of shit from your ass-crack

I've never had the pleasure, but it's definitely on my to-do list...