Newbie comes bearing gifts

[_niphredil_]

Hello all! I've been lurking around this comm for awhile, and I thought that I'd announce the fact that I've officially joined up with a spork of my very own. I stumbled across this little gem of a badfic last week and thought it would be perfect for my first post...

TITLE: In the Movies

CULPRIT: nuttier-than-an-almond

SUMMARY: A girl gets

Comments

[vervainwolf]

"She'd completly altered the story. She'd captured Cutler Beckett, made Maccus a main character, gotten the bosun in touble, turned Davy jones, the feared ruler of the seas, into a dottting parent, and taken Jack out of the picture entirely. Who knows where he went." -- I...I can't believe that she ADMITS it...

Great sporking, though!

[_niphredil_]

I know! You'd think the minute she wrote that line she'd make this maddness STOP, but she just keeps going. I mean, really...

Thanks!

[mythtaken]

The guards grabbed the two by the arms pulling them apart. THEY PULLED THEIR ARMS OFF?
Hee! Oh, how I adore the semantic ambiguities of badfic.

What always intrigues me are the recurring themes in teenage girl fiction - the fascination with names, for instance, or the sympathy for canon baddies. (I USED TO DO THIS TOO! Not for the first time I thank the Heathen Gods fanfiction.net didn't exist when I was 15.)

[_niphredil_]

Ha ha ha... yeah, I'm happy that the fanfiction I wrote at that age is not on the internet. Though I will admit I do have a few incriminating fics floating around in the pit. XD

[anonymous]

This has to be a joke, right? Although a Love Boat-meets-Flying Dutchman crossover would be fun to watch.

[_niphredil_]

Ha ha ha, why thank you! I will do my best to live out the rest of my life in a way that best becomes a patron saint of badfic. XD

[otaku_hobbit27]

I love your sporking! Very very entertaining! More I say! =D

There is so much wrong with this fic that I'm not going to bother pointing it out, it has already been said. XD