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Blessed Curse, chapters 4-9 (
Read about 1-3 here.)
CULPRIT: Yamirenamon
MAJOR, MAJOR WARNING! Jack/Barbossa mpreg. You heard me. Leading to Davy/Jack non-con tentacle sex. Which ought to make further warnings redundant, but I’m rating this one NC-170 because really, in a perfect world, no-one should be reading shit like this. The
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“Well that was fast,” Elizabeth said.
I always knew Elizabeth was a little cold (especially after her "staring" role of screwing corpses in other badfic), but ... BZUH?!
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Hey, I've said it a million times - I don't mind Elizabeth so much; it's her overzealous fans I'd like to maroon on a deserted island. *G* I've actually always treated her very well in my slash fic, probably because I can sympatheize with how frustrating it might be to have two pretty boys at your disposal and neither one of them wants anything to do with you. ;-)
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As someone who's written Jack/Barbossa slash from the point of view of a transgender monkey, I'd have to be pretty dumb to get into a slanging match about what authors choose to write. But nothing - nothing at all - should be written this badly.
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I'm guessing her first language is not English, which makes it pretty impressive really. But - for heathen godssakes - that's what beta readers are for! There is no sign she even tried to get a beta to look this through before she posted it.
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No offense to Norrington, but the thought of Barbossa casually pitching him over the side with nary a glance makes me laugh.
This makes me want to quote the robot devil from Futurama: "You can't have your characters going around declaring how they feel; that makes me feel angry!"
Captain Precious Doll! - ROTFL
My head whirls at the author's ability to change scenes with no indication of the new setting.
Jack himself was soaked in blood, sweat, and tears. - I think the album "Child Is Father to the Man" is actually somehow appropriate to this strange form of reproduction.
Is breastfeeding normal for mpreg? Not in naotalba's world, it isn't. *shudder* ;)
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Oh God. Wasn't that sad? I mean, it was Mpreg and crack and all, but still ... heartbreaking, man.
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*delurks* Koi = Japanese endearment ('love').
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Fangirl Japanese in a story where it doesn't belong is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
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I happen to think Barbossa likes pets and would fill his cabin with as many as he could get his decomposing hands on. I'm just worried about the mechanics of keeping what would need to be a pretty large fish tank on sailing ship. Not to mention keeping it full of fresh water.
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But yeah, bizarro. Truly bizarro.
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