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[hasspecialneeds]

Hey.

How do you make friends?

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[heartstar_blues]

Don't be a ☠☠☠☠...

Also don't be me...

Also don't murder people...

[hasspecialneeds]

I already don't do two of those things.

[heartstar_blues]

[Wait? Which two? Moving on.]

Then go hang out with people or something...

[kol_shevik]

Russia is good at making friends!

[hasspecialneeds]

That's only good to know if you tell me how you do it.

[kol_shevik]

Ah-- lots of ways? Russia sometimes sends presents! That are also tanks.

And sometimes Russia goes to visit them in their house and takes them by hand back to Russia's house and keeps them there until they decide to be friends. Always works eventually.

[hasspecialneeds]

Would that really work? I don't have any tanks.

[numanstan]

You've just got to be nice to people, really.

[hasspecialneeds]

That's a problem. I'm not good at being nice to people.

[numanstan]

Can y'pretend?

Pretendin's well important.

[hasspecialneeds]

But isn't being nice to someone something you do? Even if you pretend to do something, it's obvious if you aren't really doing it.

[perfektsymmetry]

Um, well, I never really thought about it, but... just being nice to people tends to work well enough. Having some common ground is a good way to break the ice, too.

[hasspecialneeds]

Common ground? I guess it'll be hard for me, then.

[perfektsymmetry]

What? Now, that can't be true. You have to have some hobbies, right?

[hasspecialneeds]

I mostly keep to myself. In the basement.

[pinkandsadness]

You do not.

[hasspecialneeds]

But I want friends.

[pinkandsadness]

You cannot make friends! It is a violation against the heavens!!

[hasspecialneeds]

You shouldn't take people so literally.