I am Heartened To Find That My Crystal Balls Have Been Returned To Me, however, I was Unhappy to find that they had been Covered in Sticky Fingerprints and what looks like Remnants of a Chocolate frog ( Read more... )

The Speech of my Ouija Board continues to Elude me, so I have Put It Away. The Last Cryptic Message was 'f ziv wfny' and I have been Unable to Find such a Message in All of My Prophetic Research. I read the Cards, But they Appear to be Laughing at me.

I feel I Need a Small Sherry.

Last Night I practiced the Exquisite Art of Umbrisomancy!! I do not actually recall my Practicing, but I wrote Extensive Notes on my Interpretations! I do not recall Finding the Squirrel or the Porcupine or the Platypus in my Shadows, nor the Dark Horse That Rides Through The Night!!! I was quite Interested to Learn More, so I Communed with the ( Read more... )

I took the Liberty of Reading my Tea Leaves after drinking a Quiet Cup of Tea! The Future is Murky and Clumped together, but I learnt that I will have a Visitor in the Near Future, a Friend Who I have not Seen In a Long time! It will also be Cloudy, but these Clouds of Misfortune will Clear and Bring Good Fortune and Prosperity! Also, Waves that ( Read more... )

All must Beware for the End is Near!! The Hour of Judgement draws Near!! We must Keep on the Watch and Do Wholesome Activities that Refresh us, for the End is nigh!!! All will Perish!!! And there will be Nothing Left! Also, All Those born under the Influence of Aries must Beware, for I have Seen Enchanted Slippers in their future ( Read more... )

I am Shocked to say that I found a New Threat that will strike at the very Heart of Hogwarts!!! The House Elves will put Poison in our Dinners and we will all Die!!! The Cards told me this! And then I sought to find More Answers through the Circle of Letters, and the Word Poison was Clearly shown ( Read more... )

I was scrying in my Crystal Ball and I saw a Creature, a Dark Writhing Creature! It is terrible!! Also those avoiding Salads should now avoid Bananas for the Evil Wrath Of The Salad Gods has Left this world but now the Yellow Fishes do Seek To Ensnare Us! Also, Tonight's Dinner Will Be delightful but beware the Macaroni And Cheese!!!

All must be Certain to avoid Salads in this Hour of Dark, for Salads are the Bane of Mankind and all must be wary of such Horrors as these. Beware the Salads!!!!!!!! In the Darkest Hour of the Night they will strike without Warning and You will be lost to the Salad. Also beware Croutons in all their crispiness ( Read more... )