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[hardlyinit]

The Speech of my Ouija Board continues to Elude me, so I have Put It Away. The Last Cryptic Message was 'f ziv wfny' and I have been Unable to Find such a Message in All of My Prophetic Research. I read the Cards, But they Appear to be Laughing at me.

I feel I Need a Small Sherry.

Comments

[potter_mouth]

OBVIOUSLY, 'F ZIV WFNY' IS SOME SORT OF ARCHAIC USAGE OF THE TERM, 'YOUR OUIJA BOARD IS CRAP AND YOU ARE A PIGNUT.'

[hardlyinit]

I think Not, Mr Potter! I am Sure that the Spirits would Never use the Word Pignut!!!

[potter_mouth]

WELL FINE, MAYBE SOMETHING SIMPLER, LIKE, 'YOU ARE DUMB.'

[reallyquiteevil]

I so agree.

[hardlyinit]

I Am sorry?

[savethefurries]

Professor! *bows down and worships*

Where does your Inner Eye direct me this semestre???

[hardlyinit]

Why Really Dear, your Current Path appears the Most Correct!

[drunkirishdude]

why settle for just a small one???!

[hardlyinit]

Why Indeed! I might settle for a Large Sherry!!!!1

[drunkirishdude]

I would go for a Ridiculously Large but that's just me!!

[flishandswick]

Perhaps I could try some Translation charms for you, Sibyll! If you like, you could aproach me after lunch?

[hardlyinit]

I would be Ever So Grateful, Filius! I shall Talk To You after Lunch Tomorrow!!