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All must be Certain to avoid Salads in this Hour of Dark, for Salads are the Bane of Mankind and all must be wary of such Horrors as these. Beware the Salads!!!!!!!! In the Darkest Hour of the Night they will strike without Warning and You will be lost to the Salad. Also beware Croutons in all their crispiness.
And for those born under January and the great Three Headed Stag with a Lemon-Lime-Bitters in his hand should beware Large Dark Openings in the floor for surely will they lead to Your Doom.
And for those born under January and the great Three Headed Stag with a Lemon-Lime-Bitters in his hand should beware Large Dark Openings in the floor for surely will they lead to Your Doom.