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[hardlyinit]

I was scrying in my Crystal Ball and I saw a Creature, a Dark Writhing Creature! It is terrible!! Also those avoiding Salads should now avoid Bananas for the Evil Wrath Of The Salad Gods has Left this world but now the Yellow Fishes do Seek To Ensnare Us! Also, Tonight's Dinner Will Be delightful but beware the Macaroni And Cheese!!!

Comments

[mynoseisfine]

You need to get out more, Professor.

I don't think bananas are out to get us unless they've mistaken us all for ravenous monkeys to defend against.

[hardlyinit]

I Must Certainly not Ms Midget!! I have much scrying to do. Incidentally, Bananas are wonderous for fending off Angry Librarians! Though I must Certainly air my Crystal Balls sometime soon???

[mynoseisfine]

Midgen, Professor. Midgen.

What else can you do with crystal balls but scry?

Maybe you do need to air your crystal balls, certainly bananas do nothing against angry librarians. I mean, Madam Pince eats bananas all the time.

[hardlyinit]

Oh I do Apologise Ms Midget! I shan't make the same mistake again. And the Crystals must be Exposed to the Particles of the Astral Planes so that they may be used to their fullest Capacity! And I have seen Occasions where Librarians other than Madam Pince must be Fought Off!!!

[prefectlyernie]

BUT I LOVE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!

[potter_mouth]

BE CAREFUL, ERNIE. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! THE MACARONI AND CHEESE IS CLEARLY OUT TO GET YOU!

[prefectlyernie]

EVERYONE'S OUT TO GET ME HARRY!
JUST BECAUSE I'M A HUFFLEPUFF AND A PREFECT!

[lookscomefirst]

Stay away from it Ernie! I turned over another tarot card for you about the macaroni and cheese and got the ten of swords reversed and the book I'm looking at talks about a crushing and seemingly total defeat! You might get ultimate knowledge through your ultimate sacrifice though, so there's a bit of a silver lining!

[lookscomefirst]

Oh no Professor! Will any of us be encountering this dark, writhing creature?

How should we protect ourselves???

[hardlyinit]

It is upon us!! There is no Escape!!

Save us the p00r vegetarians bow before your almighty feet

[savethefurries]

Oh professor!!! Plz advise me what should i do???