Today is not my fuckin' birthday, so that means any fuckin' well wishes are GODDAMN LATE!!!!! I hate late motherfuckers who don't wish me Happy Birthday when it's the day of. It's a fuckin' event that happens once a fuckin' year and all you had to fuckin' say was "Happy fuckin' Birthday Halfred' and taken your damn generously given present and
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I don't know.
I could get you a nicely shaped rock.
You could hit people with it.
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Fucker. Who the fuck are you anyway? What the fuck would I want a rock to beat someone up with when I have fists and concrete slabs that are perfectly good for the same thing?!
Tryin' t'saver yer lousy ass!!!! Y'disgusting wormriddled flamerepellant turdbmonger!
Fuck off!
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I'll be going now.
Bye bye!
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Have fun fuckin' off in Bum Fuck Egypt or wherever the fuckin' fuck y' are.
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Happy fuckin' Birthday, Halfred.
*turns it back to today*
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.... *crosses your name off the shitlist*
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So. Um...
Enjoyin' yer dolls?
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Yeah, they're great, I put them in the boat and set them up in- I mean. I. Never mind.
... :) :) :)
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Not that I ever fuckin' learned th'language of th' bloatedass Latin pigs or any shit.
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Happy Birthday and all that.
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Good t' know I'm not on your shitlist. If I was, I'd have to come over to whereverthefuck you are and make you into Hobbit Pie. But I won't. Never fear.
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Do you want the porno mag he gave me as my present? It scares me.
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