Hear ye fuckin' hear ye!

[halfredgamgee]

Today is not my fuckin' birthday, so that means any fuckin' well wishes are GODDAMN LATE!!!!! I hate late motherfuckers who don't wish me Happy Birthday when it's the day of. It's a fuckin' event that happens once a fuckin' year and all you had to fuckin' say was "Happy fuckin' Birthday Halfred' and taken your damn generously given present and left. But how the fuck many of you did!? Not very fucking many, and most of who did I didn't even fuckin' know (or want to know!)! In fact, th' only fuckin' members of my own goddamn family that even acknowledged me was my small-country sized little brother Sam and two of his (I think) spawn named Dlibo and Daisy. I think. So to the rest of the world: FUCK YOU.

The following list of names are people who have been added (or readded, since I lost my name notebook) to my shitlist.

I do accept negotiations.



8th_ringwraith
9th_ringwraith
alatar
aldarion
almare
alume
amandil
amras
amrothos
anaire
anarion
ancalime
andwise
andreth
angelicabaggins
annlarimer
aratan
aredhel
arkenstone
arwenundomiel
asfaloth
ashbet_moonwise
atanalcar
athousandvoices
aule_the_smith
a_ringwraith
babygirl_gamgee
belegstrongbow
beorn_bearman
beregond
beren_erchamion
bergil
bilbobaggins
billferny
billpony
bingobaggins
bombadil
borntoramble
boromirofgondor
boromirsbitch
boromirthereal
bowman_cotton
butterbur
captcirithungol
caradhras
caranthir
celebrianrules
celebrimbor
celegorm
child_of_shadow
chomsky_sauron
corsairqueen
corsairsofumbar
cslewis
curufin
curunir
darklordsauron
darkshade
deagol
diamond_took
dioreluchil
dis_of_durin
douglasmortimer
drogobaggins
duskdancer
earendilmariner
earwen
elanorgamgee
elendilthetall
elfhild
elfstan
elfwine
elphir
elrondhalfelven
elros
elrosofnumenor
elured
elurin
elu_thingol
emeldir
eol_darkelf
eomund
eonwe
eorlingas
eorltheyoung
erendis
erendis_serind
esmereldatook
estellabolger
estethegentle
evilbakshi
faramir
faramirofgondor
faramirtook
farmermaggot
fastred
fatherofall
feanaro
finarfin
finduilas
fingolfinnoldor
fingon
finrodfelagund
finwe
fredegarbolger
frodogamgee
frodo_junior
galadhon
galathil
gamgeebrood
ghan_buri_ghan
ghostofisildur
gildoringlorion
gilraenthefair
gimlisonofgloin
glaurung_dragon
glimdoron
gloin
gloredhel
glorfind3l
goldiegamgee
gollumlotr
gollumsback
gwaihirwl
haldiroflorien
hamfast
hamfastgamgee
hamsongamgee
holfastgardner
horn_of_gondor
horseofrohan
hurinthalion
idril
ilmare_erinti
imrazor
indisofvanyar
ioreth
iorethscreation
irmo
issychateau
jadegemini
jareththegoblin
jrrtolkien
kandi666
kingelessar
king_gilgalad
king_ingwe
ladyamarie
ladyelwing
ladyeowyn
ladygaladriel
ladyoftears
lady_of_fire
lalaith_sadness
la_delilah
la_lilith
legolasgreenlef
lethalia
lilygamgee
littlestnazgul
little_amrod
lobeliasb
lordelladan
lordelrohir
lordoffire
lordofwaters
lothiriel
lothosb
lotr_whorehouse
lovely_morwen
l_greenleaf
maedhrosburrows
maedhrosthetall
maglor
maid_angelique
mandosnamo
manofrohan
manwendil
manwe_sulimo
marigoldgamgee
maygamgee
melilotb
melkors1stborn
melodia
menelril
meriadocgamgee
merin
merrybrandybuck
mesptmuns
middle_earth
mikefox
mirielserinde
mouthofsauron
mshecubus
nelys
nerdanel_istar
nessathedancer
nienor_niniel
nimlothdoriath
nimrodel
norolinde
numberoneenemy
of_lothlorien
oldtoby
oliphaunt
olwe
orome
oropher
orophinoflorien
osse
otherringwraith
othertrotter
paladin_took
pallando
papa_denethor
pearltook
peregrin_took
perky_theoden
pervinca_took
peterjackson
pipgamgee
pipspony
poor_grima
preciousss
primrosegamgee
primulabaggins
princeimrahil
queenberuthiel
queenoflorien
raven_haired
retiemas
ringofpower
ringwraith5th
ringwraithsix
ringwraiththree
riverdaughter
robertjordan
rosecotton
rose_gamgee
rosiechateau
rubybolger
rubygamgee
rumil
salmar
samwise_jr
sanchoproudfoot
saurons_finger
shelob_thegreat
silmo
smaugthegreat
sockpuppets
steelsheen
sunmaiden
tarannon
telperien
themaia_melian
thengel
theodred
theodwyn
theonering
theoredes
theshipwright
thetabloid
thranduil
thuringwethil
tilion
tintawenburrows
tolkien_jr
tolmancotton
tolmancottonsr
tolmangamgee
treebeardtheent
trelahana
trillium_morwen
tulkas
tuor
turin_turambar
uinen
ungoliant
ungolichateau
urukhai
uruviel
urwen
vairetheweaver
valinor
vana_everyoung
vanimelde
vardamir
varda_elentari
vast_wings
vidumavi
waterwatcher
wifeofelros
wizardgandalf
wolfhound_huan
wraith4
xxabsinthexx
xxcelebornxx
xxkubrickxx
yavanna
_eldarion
_tindomiel

And I bet there's more fucks than this that haven't been added to this list. Piss me the fuck off.