Comments | halfredgamgee: Hear ye fuckin' hear ye!

halfredgamgee

Hear ye fuckin' hear ye!

May 26, 2002 05:31

Today is not my fuckin' birthday, so that means any fuckin' well wishes are GODDAMN LATE!!!!! I hate late motherfuckers who don't wish me Happy Birthday when it's the day of. It's a fuckin' event that happens once a fuckin' year and all you had to fuckin' say was "Happy fuckin' Birthday Halfred' and taken your damn generously given present and ( Read more... )

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i love your hair... ;_; trelahana May 26 2002, 11:11:39 UTC

Negotiations begin:

What the hell do I have to do to get off the shitlist?

Thanks! halfredgamgee May 26 2002, 17:20:06 UTC

We could arrage a threesome. You, me and Dora?

Re: Thanks! trelahana May 26 2002, 20:03:29 UTC

Hmm...

I'll consider it. But I'm sorta kinda involved right now, not really...but its fun to say so.

You're hair helps level the decision though. Contact me in 24 hours.

In the meantime, "EVIL" cookie?

norolinde May 26 2002, 12:18:45 UTC

You swear a lot and I was afraid of your presents.

::model model model::

Okay. halfredgamgee May 26 2002, 17:19:03 UTC

Well, sure. Hope y' like death.

Re: Okay. norolinde May 27 2002, 07:16:50 UTC

Why do I have to die? I'm like, pretty.

Do you need like, a hug or a model girlfriend or something?

::model model model::

gilmith May 26 2002, 15:11:13 UTC

My daddy Imrazor! Please don't hurt him!

Pathetic halfredgamgee May 26 2002, 17:19:31 UTC

What a charming plea.

I'll put him first on the list.

Re: Pathetic gilmith May 26 2002, 17:23:12 UTC

Haha. That's a joke right sir? .:pouts:.

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