Hear ye fuckin' hear ye!

[halfredgamgee]

Today is not my fuckin' birthday, so that means any fuckin' well wishes are GODDAMN LATE!!!!! I hate late motherfuckers who don't wish me Happy Birthday when it's the day of. It's a fuckin' event that happens once a fuckin' year and all you had to fuckin' say was "Happy fuckin' Birthday Halfred' and taken your damn generously given present and

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[faramir]

Um, if you take me off your list, I'll bring you a present from Far Harad.

I don't know.

I could get you a nicely shaped rock.

You could hit people with it.

..?

Why do I attract so many fuckin' pansies?

[halfredgamgee]

Did I fuckin' ask for presents?! NO!

Fucker. Who the fuck are you anyway? What the fuck would I want a rock to beat someone up with when I have fists and concrete slabs that are perfectly good for the same thing?!

Tryin' t'saver yer lousy ass!!!! Y'disgusting wormriddled flamerepellant turdbmonger!

Fuck off!

Maybe it's some chemical thing?

[faramir]

You're angry and you're violent and you're a hobbit and that's terrifying.

I'll be going now.

Bye bye!

But I don't do drugs. Much.

[halfredgamgee]

Right. Well at least y'have some fuckin' sense.

Have fun fuckin' off in Bum Fuck Egypt or wherever the fuckin' fuck y' are.

Re: But I don't do drugs. Much.

[faramir]

Thanks!