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042 - Daycare
For the final time, I will put forth that "parental guardian" is not equivalent to "bottomless money pit." You would do well to remember that. I've had to stretch to make ends meet merely to put food on the table. We do not need any flash or gaudy display of wantonness and greed.
As for you, I'll warn you not to get any crumbs on any of the ( Read more... ) -
041 - 10 Things I Hate About You All
I have never taken an interest in civil services in my own country, let alone a foreign city which finds new and exciting ways each day to add to my utmost loathing of the place. Being called upon to mediate is both tiresome and - in most cases - fruitless. Whoever the both of you are, I hope profoundly you are willing to open your minds, have a ( Read more... ) -
040 - Something Stolen From me
...And it appears as though the City has decided to leave me magic-less. I suppose I ought to be grateful to keep my original form, amidst the cries of fires being lit and furniture destroyed.
Whoever ought there has taken my talents from me, try not to make too much of a mess. I understand without the years of schooling and discipline it takes ( Read more... ) -
039 - I <3 The Oldies
Tequila.
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038
....I am having the most profound debate on whether this form is worse than the last.
It appears I shall be taking the day off from brewing anything, as I've lost all my dexterity, as well as any hope of walking across the floor.
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Mr. Foster, Mr. Shunsui, your regular orders will be delayed a day in light of this curse. -
037
..And this was precisely how I wished to spend my evening. Mr. Zeeman, it is enough to deal with you on a daily basis without seeing your face in my own mirror.
Get over here immediately so that I may administer the Polyjuice potion. -
036 - 40 is the new 30
It never fails to amaze how things are always made to get worse as the days go by. Ought the streets to overflow with lava, or will we all become possessed? Who could possibly tell? Though Hogwarts had certainly been lacking in several factors (the fact that there must exist students for it to be officially called a school is a major one), at least ( Read more... ) -
035 - And We Will Never Speak of This Again
And there is a ridiculous, pointless display of power. My congratulations to whatever thick-headed idiot destroyed that structure, clearly your choice of targets was inspired.
Anita, Lyra..Sweeney? I trust none of you were near that building when it exploded? Though I'm sure if you had, there would have been notice of it by now. -
034 - The Miser Brothers
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
Hah hah! Get over here, Heat Miser, you hot potato, so I can show you how we really celebrate the New Year's! Snowstorms, icicles, snowmen, a winter wonderland! That's my ( Read more... ) -
033 - And a Happy New Year, Too
Is this wretched holiday now over with?
Good
[Voice Post]
Potter. Off the furniture.
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Now that the festivities are over, consider this a warning, City: the next time someone decides to assault me with a surprise home redecoration, be prepared to face serious consequences.
Ms. Walker, Mr. Foster, and whoever you are, consider ( Read more... )