And there is a ridiculous, pointless display of power. My congratulations to whatever thick-headed idiot destroyed that structure, clearly your choice of targets was inspired.

Anita, Lyra..Sweeney? I trust none of you were near that building when it exploded? Though I'm sure if you had, there would have been notice of it by now.

I murdered the Headmaster because he ordered me to do so.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy sacrificing defenseless mentors, thank you.

As an aside, there is to be no comparison whatsoever between myself and any character from a certain Charles Dickens novel. Voice your stunning contentions someplace else.

The next time you come into the apartment trailing paintsplattered clothing, Mr. Weasely and Mr. Longbottom,I will not be permitting you to use a cleansing spell and instead you'll have to clean the carpets by hand. Perhaps that chore may deter further misbehavior ( Read more... )

Another day, another attempt of the universe to torture and plague me with the simple-minded and the idiotic.

Mr. Shunsui. I'm anxious to hear whether the throat lozenges are effective enough, or whether to prepare them stronger. Though such is a completely insulting waste of my talents

To the nameless man requesting a headache cure, you've ( Read more... )