I murdered the Headmaster because he ordered me to do so.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy sacrificing defenseless mentors, thank you.

As an aside, there is to be no comparison whatsoever between myself and any character from a certain Charles Dickens novel. Voice your stunning contentions someplace else.

If I pointedly ignore the lyrics, the music of Celestina Warbeck is actually quite good.

...Why on earth would I say that?

I'm sorry.

...I'm sorry. I didn't mean-...

Don't go!

Don-...

Please don't go. You can't. It was an accident, a stupid accident, it won't happen again.

Please.

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[loud sounds of curses being shouted, furniture being knocked over and pottery breaking all around the apartment]

Longbottom, you said your name was? How...ironically amusing to run into you. Now tell me, what manner of spells did you do to drag me here? ANSWER ME! CRUCIO!

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..Must have...taken a wrong turn somewhere..

Perfect..Well done indeed, Severus. You'll be top of your class at that rate.

..ugh. Now, how to...get home.

What-...some Muggle device. [dark sarcasm] And the plot thickens, doesn't it?

...perfect.

Another day, another attempt of the universe to torture and plague me with the simple-minded and the idiotic.

Mr. Shunsui. I'm anxious to hear whether the throat lozenges are effective enough, or whether to prepare them stronger. Though such is a completely insulting waste of my talents

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