For the final time, I will put forth that "parental guardian" is not equivalent to "bottomless money pit."
You would do well to remember that. I've had to stretch to make ends meet merely to put food on the table. We do not need any flash or gaudy display of wantonness and greed.
As for you, I'll warn you not to get any crumbs on any of the furniture. There are tables for a reason and it is not far gone for me to expect manners out of any of you. Excuse me for questioning, but I must know; am I raising children in a home, or pigs in a sty? Because the difference at the moment is miniscule at best.
If this is how you have always behaved (or I should say, misbehaved), then it is no small wonder why you have been lacking parental guidance. No one man has patience enough to deal with you!
....With
you perhaps being the lone exception to that rule.
As for the
rest of you, it's long since past lunchtime so I expect clean hands and faces when you finally present yourselves.
You, set the table.