1. HOW IS HE REAL:

Burro: Hey, while I'm home, can you teach me to use the stove?
Me: Oh my god, you want to learn to cook?! Yes, YES, let's pick some of your favorite dishes and I'll show you how to make them--oh my god, what about the beef stew with the bacon and the red wine, you love that--
Burro: Wait, hold up--okay, I don't want to risk ( Read more... )

THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS NOT MY FAULT, OKAY, IT'S REALLY NOT.

Right, so, I almost finished the Steve counterpart to that fic I put up earlier, only then my brain crapped out and elrhiarhodan did this music quiz thinger where you put your iTunes on shuffle and answer questions with the songs that come up. So I did that, and got mostly hilarious results, ( Read more... )

BEFORE YOU READ THIS FIC, HERE IS AN AWESOME THING:

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fic_kitty DID A STEVE/DANNY VID TO THE AVETT BROTHER'S SONG "I AND LOVE AND YOU." My fucking heart, you guys. Go tell her how fucking awesome she is, for seriousIn other news, here is...er, 2,000 words of plotless Steve/Danny fic that I wrote by accident this afternoon. Sometimes I fall in love with ( Read more... )

hermette:

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So, here are some things this story is: shameless shameless ridiculous shameless id fic; about 6500 words longer than it was supposed to be; part of the same 'verse as Curving Like the Ocean Toward You (though it can be read alone); entirely Cate and hermette's fault. Here are some things it is NOT: uh, claiming to be a work of genius /o ( Read more... )

Pupdate: I have been chilling with the stray in my garage, staying low to the ground and chatting at her. She has gotten closer to me, but not all the way there yet. Baby steps, etc. She's adorable, you guys, thank you so much for your help, I'll keep you posted as things develop ( Read more... )

Dear H50 people on my flist:

I'm in the mood to write some H50 fic, but I'm not sure what, or how much, or how long, because sometimes I have days like this where the words are not readily apparent. SO: comment, yo. Gimme prompts, yo. IDEAS, YO, I WANTS THEM.

Basic rules: I make no promises about actually writing what you've prompted, because ( Read more... )

gyzym:
danny slides his hands up under the hem of steve's shirt
to rest against his stomach

hermette:
sdkfj;lskjdf'lskjdfkjshdflksjdf

gyzym
even as he's tucking his face into steve's neck
OH HEY
WE NEVER FINISHED
THAT BULLETPROOF KINK CONVERSATION EARLIER

hermette
......................
NOW? YOU'RE DOING IT NOW? WHILE DANNY HAS HIS HANDS UP STEVE'S SHIRT?

gyzymFHDSJKFHS NO I ( Read more... )

For more information, please see Part One.

( Curving Like the Ocean Toward You [2/2] )

Ahahahahahahahaha, uh, so, briefly, here's what happened here: weeks ago, angelgazing was like, I am having a bad day, and I was like, I will write you fic with your favorite things in it! And then I wrote some fic, but I stalled out, and I remained stalled out until hermette said FINISH THIS FINISH THIS and coaxed me to the end ( Read more... )