guaparella

Maybe perhaps she should have used these preferred terms, so far I have;
VAGOO, VAGINE, VAJAY-JAY, COOTER, HAIR-PIE, CUNT, MUFF, BEAVER, TWAT, HOO-HOO, PUSSY, BOX, SNATCH, BEARDED CLAM, HONEY POT, HAM or SPAM WALLET, PIT BULL WITH A MOUTH FULL OF MAYONNAISE, FLOWER, HOT POCKET, FRONT BUTT, BAJINGO, FOOF, FLUFFER NUTTER, LADY GARDEN, BEEF ( Read more... )

vaginas are fabulous, your mom debates, learn who botero is!, leona the magnificent, do this more often, boost it, random capitalization, escape pod, the never ending edited post, i like exclamation points, i will punch you in the throat, carzy is as carzy do, this business it is serious, cunt, i'm white, birds and the bees, bajingo, i am nothing if not classy, war on women, i have the best friends, proper use of caps, ironic, muffins are not cupcakes, jimmy love twats, throwing pussy like i'm famous, this is relevant to my interests, people i know, fucking fuckers who can fuck off, sanctimonious twat, 2012, zombie apocalypse

Okay, I understand the math of cheese...

guaparella Feb 05, 2012 21:56

but I do not understand the time/space continuum in which pro-football exists.

toasterkin, do not do this more often, people i know, paragraphs? we don't need no stinking pa, idk stuff

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guaparella May 08, 2011 15:34

This is my mom's FB status. I love her so much.

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my mom, people i know, people i wish i had known

Thanksgiving Menu

guaparella Nov 24, 2009 15:20

Turkey Fried in Peanut oil
Pernil, pork butt slow cooked overnight in my oven. Two of these. This is the best stuff ever. I use some of the drippings to season the gravy. I poke holes all over the top of them and insert whole green olives and big pieces of crushed garlic cloves.
Honey Ham. I found a Paula Deen crunchy glazed ham for only $30 ( Read more... )

food, people i know, public, holidays

You will wish you were here...

guaparella Jun 22, 2008 14:48

Tonight my daughter and I are making these;
Surrullitos de Maiz
Recipe first, ritual next. My mother in law gave me this book, Puerto Rico Cookery, she is from Puerto Rico as is Fernando and we love all things fried.

A - 2 cups of water 1½ tsp of salt. I use adobo and way too much of it, I also make so many of these that I use much more water and a ( Read more... )

family, surrullitos, home, my kids, awesome things to do, love