Testing. I'm bringing this shit back. Old school bitches.

So there I was, in the shower, shaving the areas around my cock and balls, when I look up and see this astonishing spectacle. A butterfly, with blue velvet wings and a whisper of shimmering orange on the edges, fluttering right outside my bathtub window. I truly felt it was looking at me, and I instantly understood the miracle of life as my mind ( Read more... )

So, I have recently lost all my contacts on my phone due to a freak chopstick accident. Below is an ongoing text conversation I am having with someone ( Read more... )

I really, really want to....

...lay in bed and cuddle with Morrissey, and have him sing softly in my ear...

Does that make me gay?

Wow, I have not written in quite some time. Seems alien to me somewhat, sitting here in front of my computer, staring at this blinking cursor, slightly distracted by The Last Starfighter that is playing on the television behind me ( Read more... )

By tomorrow, I shall be in New York City! If I do not return in a week...then the inevitable occured ( Read more... )

Insomnia, black tea, and boredom. This ménage à trois of sorts stimulated my overwhelming impulse to pass time. I mean, why the hell else would I decide to open my AIM log to read past conversations? I found myself exceedingly astonished at how far back the log went...and after hours of mind numbingly vapid reading...I did come across a jewel that ( Read more... )

I'm looking for a second roommate to move into my new house with me. It's a big house in Plano, Rent is 600 a month, all bills paid, No deposit, no lease required. All bills paid include Fios internet and cable. Nice size bedroom upstairs. Big yard with deck, big kitchen, etc. Pass the word. No crazies please. Perverts ok.

"Save the Empire!"
"It's Rex Manning Day!"

Just a few of the things I wanted to say to Renee Zellweger last night when she came in, but alas, I chickened out because I am not as young and cool as I once was...plus I like my job.

So as I walked into work last night, I was told this ( Read more... )