Ground Control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on.
By tomorrow, I shall be in New York City! If I do not return in a week...then the inevitable occured....
I fell into some toxic waste, and was transmuted into...
A teenage mutant ninja panda! And although I am neither a teenager or possess the body hair of a grown man...nonetheless, I know lurk beneath the sewers of New York and fight crime...and occasionally have crazy parties with hot people.
So remember me fondly, and be sure to make t-shirts with my visage upon it and wear it often.
So long Texas!
I fell into some toxic waste, and was transmuted into...
A teenage mutant ninja panda! And although I am neither a teenager or possess the body hair of a grown man...nonetheless, I know lurk beneath the sewers of New York and fight crime...and occasionally have crazy parties with hot people.
So remember me fondly, and be sure to make t-shirts with my visage upon it and wear it often.
So long Texas!