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Family values
I wrote to my dad yesterday and told him not to bother coming to my graduation. I was pretty harsh.
Dear Dad,
I've decided that I don't want you to attend my graduation. There are a number of reasons for this.
Quite frankly, I'm ashamed of you. Do you have any idea how embarrassed I am when people ask me about my family and upbringing? I have to tell ( Read more... ) -
Voodoo and voices
I love my neighborhood. It's a little scary walking around at night sometimes, but it's never boring. Take for example this most recent event ( Read more... ) -
Catharsis
Once again, I intend to start updating this thing. I know I always say it and never do, and I'm not going to pretend there's any reason to believe that this time is different. Still, I often feel the need to write out my feelings, and I've resolved to try to do that here instead of my usual blend of personal emails, Bebo, and that ratty notebook ( Read more... ) -
Dr. Death Debuts to Dissatisfaction
We just got back from seeing Dr. Kevorkian speak at his first major public engagement since his imprisonment. I am seriously disappointed. I was expecting an interesting lecture on euthanasia and its legal, medical, and philosophical implications. Instead it was the jumbled and borderline incoherent ramblings of a disenfranchised old man ( Read more... ) -
Intellectual Sexiness Test
I don't usually post these things, but I really liked my result.
Your Score: Intellectual Inferno
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 88!
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Magical Mystery Tape
On the way to Dan's house yesterday, I found a porno in a newspaper box. I reached in to get a Satellite, and there was this VHS tape with a penciled-in label. It said:
A Nite in Tokyo
Asian Sex Retreat
Oriental Delight
I didn't know if I should take it, so I asked this older man who was passing by, but he said it wasn't his and he didn't know. So I ( Read more... ) -
Out of touch
With today's youth, or at least the ones at UF. Today, I ate lunch with some of the "progressive" kids - the ones who are always protesting capitalism and extolling the merits of dumpster diving. I got to hear about how one girl's mom bought her an iPhone, because it was only $100 more than her old phone, and how another girl's dad flew her to ( Read more... ) -
A very very very fine house
I love my new place! It's really cool, and so are my roommates. The house is really spooky when nobody else is home. It's all rundown and has a big dark attic filled with weird junk from previous tenants. Having a dog around makes it feel a little safer . Realistically, though, I know she's probably not tough enough to protect me from the zombies.
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Worst. Summer. Ever.
Fuck a buncha drama. I think most of it has subsided, but I am still suffering from a deep-seated, existential boredom.
Seriously, kids, don't get married unless you're prepared for the entire world to be up in your business all the time. It's really getting annoying, and next time I move, I'm not telling anyone. People judge me enough as it is.
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Honestly
Dear Nematodes,
I hate you. You're horrible and you all look the same, and you make me sick to my stomach. Your genitalia are repulsive. I will be glad when I don't have to count you anymore.
Sincerely,
Jessica