Magical Mystery Tape
On the way to Dan's house yesterday, I found a porno in a newspaper box. I reached in to get a Satellite, and there was this VHS tape with a penciled-in label. It said:
A Nite in Tokyo
Asian Sex Retreat
Oriental Delight
I didn't know if I should take it, so I asked this older man who was passing by, but he said it wasn't his and he didn't know. So I took it. What would you have done?
We watched it last night, and it is exactly what it looks like: 4 hours of porn, mostly gross porn with low production values, with a large number of repeated scenes. Somebody put a lot of work into this compilation. It even came with a list of scenes by time. Now I'm really interested in the origins of the tape and the person who was supposed to receive it.
My roommates and I came up with a few possible explanations:
1. It's part of an alternate reality game.
2. Someone is getting revenge by distributing an incriminating video.
3. Someone is getting revenge by throwing out someone else's favorite video.
4. Someone left it there for a friend, thinking that nobody reads the Satellite.
Anyway, I think I might leave a little "Found Tape" sign inside the box, and see if anyone responds. I'm not going to be satisfied until I find out where this tape came from and what its purpose is.
A Nite in Tokyo
Asian Sex Retreat
Oriental Delight
I didn't know if I should take it, so I asked this older man who was passing by, but he said it wasn't his and he didn't know. So I took it. What would you have done?
We watched it last night, and it is exactly what it looks like: 4 hours of porn, mostly gross porn with low production values, with a large number of repeated scenes. Somebody put a lot of work into this compilation. It even came with a list of scenes by time. Now I'm really interested in the origins of the tape and the person who was supposed to receive it.
My roommates and I came up with a few possible explanations:
1. It's part of an alternate reality game.
2. Someone is getting revenge by distributing an incriminating video.
3. Someone is getting revenge by throwing out someone else's favorite video.
4. Someone left it there for a friend, thinking that nobody reads the Satellite.
Anyway, I think I might leave a little "Found Tape" sign inside the box, and see if anyone responds. I'm not going to be satisfied until I find out where this tape came from and what its purpose is.