Summary: Sharon Rainsworth tries to find a man to help her produce the heir to the Rainsworth dukedom. Surely there must be someone willing? Humor, slightly crack-y.
Words: 4205
Rating: PG-13
Writer’s Note:  I had the basic idea for the story last year, but originally I thought it would be a lot smuttier. Then Unbirthday magazine was looking for ( Read more... )

Summary: Liam runs Pandora Hearts Farms with his common law wife Sharon. Hired hands Xerxes, Gilbert, Oz and Alice keep the farm running in their own cracktastic way. And then the goats start getting attacked…by a chupacabra? AU CRACK.
Rating: PG-13
Words: Approx 4978
Writer's Note: Thanks to total_alias  for beta reviewing! I'm just gonna link to Fanfiction.net ( Read more... )

Oz pulled his sweaty boots off and looked down at his sore feet, which were bloody and blistered from the long walk he’d just taken in ill-fitting borrowed boots. He was about to go in the bathroom and wash the blisters clean, when he heard the sound of the toilet flushing.

Who’s in there? he wondered. Ah, well, I’ll just wait. Just then he heard a ( Read more... )

 
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Gil lit up a cigarette, then opened the window.

“Those things smell awful, Gil!” Oz griped, putting his hand over his nose and mouth. “Paaa! I need some fresh air.” He tugged his boots on and headed for the door.

“Let’s go for a walk then,” suggested Gil, grabbing his coat.

“Well, if you walk with me, smoking that thing then I have to ( Read more... )

Summary: Gilbert is so focused on giving Oz a really good foot massage, he doesn’t notice how much his master is really, really enjoying it.

Words: 1191

Rating: M, but only mildly so. No one gets naked.

Writer’s Note: This is inspired by a kink meme prompt: “After a long day of walking around in the pouring rain Oz is tired and moody and demands ( Read more... )

Summary: A sentence fic based on fifty words, using GilxOz as inspiration.

Words: 1614

Rating: G

( The rest isn't nearly as pretentious as the title, I promise. )

Summary: Break copes with angry, hurt feelings in his own special way after overhearing the others say nasty things about him behind his back. One-shot angsty fluff.

Words: 835

Rating: G

Writer’s Note: Time-wise, I’m imagining this would take place sometime after the Sharon kidnapping incident but before the revelation of Break’s past. Hopefully ( Read more... )