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OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD, I JUST RUINED POTC 2 FOR MYSELF ( Read more... )

Jon Stewart = YES ( Read more... )

YOU ARE WHITE.

YOU ARE WHITER THAN WHITE!!

YOU ARE EVEN WHITER THAN THE PEOPLE BACK IN GARLAND.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN THE FUCKING RAP DOWN.

But at the very least it's not country.

Oh, and by the way: I have it from people here at the college that I did, in fact, land in the party dorm. I wish they would write this shit on the site.

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Well, I thought it was about that fucking time. So Ah present...

( Piccus of my dorm room! )

Either do not wait to do your laundry until the elevators are out of order, or do not wait to do ALL YOUR LAUNDRY AT ONCE.::heartattackdie ( Read more... )

God, I have NO idea what my deal is tonight. I'm in near hysterics and I have no idea why. And I'm ashamed of how I'm behaving, and that only makes it worse, and I cry even more, and then I get more ashamed, and... well, you can see where this is going. It's a vicious fucking cycle and I'm angry on top of it because I have no idea where this is ( Read more... )

I guess my roommate experience has been pretty positive so far… because my roommate hasn’t often been here. But my chances of ever wanting a roommate again are now non-existent. At about 10 am today, my roommate showed up,with a friend. I was sleeping. They proceeded to turn on TV and talk loudly while I tried valiently to sleep. And tried. And ( Read more... )

Title comes from the Daily Show's report about Republican's having to take two votes for new House majority leader because there were more votes cast than Republicans presentWay to prove you guys are on the level! I totally trust the welfare of my nation in this party's capable, trustworthy hands ( Read more... )

Yeeah, bitch! Of course I wish it had been the class I -didn't- like as opposed to the one I did, but eh. Whatever. Class is canceled, and that = good ( Read more... )