a cool fruit salad was tossed, assembled by muddled men attempting to recreate their childhoods, but they had reached the end of that enterprise. what a surprise to them, to find that the dove of peace was in fact a hen! "hey," i said, "why are you doing this? do you have the will to resist?" there was a period of silence following the inquiry, and ( Read more... )

terrific tarantulas abused solvents and added to an already overpopulated sensual experience. ineloquent ruffians behaved in a disobedient fashion. the creeps fashioned a bed out of leaves and twigs. cigarette butts and chewed gum were fussed with to create more artwork that would be pleasing to the eye and appealing to the mind. until an agreement ( Read more... )

gelatinous lifeforms creep around the parking lot at midnight. night birds perched on the lamp posts watch them with interest. the oozing creatures understand fear. the critters crawl along, absorbing nutrients from the crumbs they find. the night birds descend and begin their feast. unfortunately, the ooze they consume has an exceedingly negative ( Read more... )

soggy washed out muddy body bed buddy beams with pride, the stride unbroken. spoken meaningful words expressing genuine concern and yearning for purpose, surrounded by police, a circus of confusion, jazz rock fusion fooling around, wandering, yelling, noodling, holding hands, shouting, being loud, allowing oneself to be proud of the volume of a ( Read more... )

an outrageous zydeco act disrupted a play based on historically accurate facts. after the matter, the master planner of the disruption was discovered to be a known felon. his arrest and prosecution were timely, but the whole act was an illusion! it was a scam performed on a grand scale, it outweighed the heaviest living male of the human population ( Read more... )

coiling, haranguing, hanging around the garden, ogling gnomes, munching on carrots to improve eyesight, you sight a strange occurrence, some naturally occurring phenomena, an anti-aircraft cruise missile shooting like a star across the moody sky. you got the blues and goose pimples now, you're consumed by sorrow, cannibalized by melancholia and ( Read more... )

squeal! reveal the reel of assassination footage to the new age, post haste! fate will enslave the damned and command the attention of the wench's sons, her onion shaped progeny, her awful inanity induced lobotomy reduced the lunacy of a wailing harpy to a gentle lullaby. i cried when i heard the word from the herd, it was transformed from a mental ( Read more... )

rumpled hair, still clinging to stilts drifting through aether, either you get it or you don't. using products designed for certain purposes in counterintuitive ways displays a great deal of irresponsibility. hear ye, hear ye, the deal-breakers stop lawmakers from doing what they were born to do. studious young adults wreck the whole scene, they ( Read more... )

short fuse hot pants had a headache, she begged for forgiveness, but nobody answered. heiress to a donut fortune, a poor man's fact finding mission. a fraudulent saint, robbing us of our carnality, a distinct possibility, maybe. in this future, coins operate the machinery of dreams. half seen beings sting immensely, their slavish devotion to an ( Read more... )

electrifying clown, i'm smelting a frown in the public umbilical cord. i hoist my broadsword, alarmed at naysayers, poisoned hairdressers and dresser drawers contain boxer shorts and more swords. more war, more headroom, maxed out zest, all for the very best, the end of the fizzling line. perturbed mime ingests substances which are abused ( Read more... )