snowman holocaust. semi-erect bloodbath fasting portly words hiccuping and allowing layaways. wasting the days and the years. weeks ahead of time and rosemary. boring fairy, lactose intolerant. i will not tolerate scat man. i vomit in a can. i can can, but betelgeuse is cool, man. doing a song and dance routine, eating poutine. creatine, lindy-hop ( Read more... )

it would please me to please you. i don't even know who you are, but you deserve some pleasure in life. inhale the pleasure like smoke from a cigarette. feeling good is your right. the right to ecstasy is inalienable. taking away my good times would be shameful. questionable tactics, a wreck, a havoc unleashed with warlike fervor. with afterburners ( Read more... )

game over, loser. the government wins. the assignment was spurned and i warned you that the mission would go unfulfilled like a lonely libido in a frying pan. you jump from flames and burn the soles of your feet. you are incomplete, and an inconvenient truth is revealed to unbelieving nay-saying eyes. yes, the shadow bestowed its grand vision and ( Read more... )

automatic life procession down memory lane into chapel of upheaval. snuff out disgust. quiet the moody mindlessness suffocating the otherwise predominant optimism. calming melodies exist in untamed dimensions and surround the sputtering crowds with a pacifying field of elegant mysticism. undulating wildly, pirouetting, smiling, dozens of drones ( Read more... )

cock a doodle doo! rabid ramblings are suppurating, i'm celebrating the death of my childhood in the best possible way! this is an impossible day! a bumptious serenade surrounds my perception of the universe and i'm poised with pursed lips, pausing the timeline and rearranging atomic structures to suit my needs. i'm in need of very precise ( Read more... )

jerry had maggots in his brain, and they controlled his body. jerry was walking to the corner store to buy a pack of cigarettes, but the maggots had other plans for him. they commanded him to take his hand out of his pocket and wave it like the queen of england to people in passing cars. this disturbed jerry greatly, and his expression of dismay ( Read more... )

putty in my hands. making demands for free thought, but being shot down into the abyss. nobody should treat me like this! totally nullified, confined, locked and imprisoned without fair trial. i dialed the wrong number, i missed an opportunity, i had an itchy jittery trigger finger and a rusty nail file attached to a key. i can't even recite my ( Read more... )

scores of predators roamed the countryside in pursuit of pleasantries. plenty of opportunities were presented to the predators as they padded along the prairie. all hope of finding a succulent meal was fading fast, and the animals went hungry quickly. they were gasping and angry, denied the life they deserved, maligned by the cosmos, a party to a ( Read more... )

emily had some nice warm socks on. she walked to the kitchen to get some hot pockets out of the freezer. she hummed a progressive rock song as she pressed the buttons on the microwave. her index finger pointed to the "start" button. when the button was pressed, the lights went out in her small apartment. after approximately 2 seconds, the lights ( Read more... )

breathing is a vital life process. don't take it for granted. give it the permission to liven up your life. cut into your veal with a knife, experience the zeal of excellent living conditions. desperate to break free from the chokehold of anxiety that brings me misery, don't be put down by misunderstood forces beyond your control. take charge of ( Read more... )