this is the worst thing i've ever done. aristocrats with pearl handled guns smirk in the dressing room and rummage through the piles of dirty laundry that litter the floor. they find parcels from germany, they find dead bugs and trashy escapist romance novels. they find quarters from 1955, they find ants scurrying around, they find king arthur's ( Read more... )

so hormonal, my impulses got the best of me. i was saturated with dopamine. cruising through the gulf stream in a glass cocoon, sucked into a whirlpool and spiraled down into unexplored territory under the waters of the earth. the sea has secrets kept from you and me, and it tantalizes the imagination. the images were incredible, but quickly ( Read more... )

corn will grow at its own rate, don't overlook this fact. you're getting fat on old wine, you're a bad baby in a stained bib. i will take the candy from your crib and stuff it in a stocking full of coal. the candy is unwrapped, so it becomes soiled, like your bib. i got dibs on all the petroleum under our feet. i will perform an amazing feat in ( Read more... )

anger and cruelty are enemies that shouldn't be bandied about. i don't associate with social rejects, i reject the concept of wasting time. time, a precious commodity, shouldn't be squandered. time is worth its length in gold. there's a ladder to climb, and it has the name of a genius on it ( Read more... )

this isn't so horrible. i'll get over it. i'm my own pet monster, and i get bigger each year. i'm a scream. i'm scared at the mall on halloween all alone feeling remorse and worse. i've been sleeping in the back of a hearse, and i've screamed so loud that i'm hoarse. on the way to my deathbed, all is best left unsaid. words, getting in the way of ( Read more... )

i'm not in denial. i'm all washed up. i've fizzled out. i need to be re-lit, i'm above all of it. with spasms, glorious achievements can become flesh. these solid ideas mold your mind. in time, you'll see i'm right. there's no greater passion than the illusion of enjoyment on a secluded day. this room is corrupt and destined to crumble into rubble ( Read more... )

a bunch of balderdash was unexpectedly passed to me. i was uneasily swayed and betrayed, bathed and betrothed to the concept of pain. a sinister inexperienced trend-setter skillfully explained the differences that we would need to notice in order to conquer our adversaries. i'm not making any of this up, i'm instinctively aware of the repercussions ( Read more... )

we're having a lot of fun. i'm skipping down the hallway singing improvised songs. this is an outrageous predicament. i'm pickled and i've been unloaded. i was on a truck, but i fell off. i bruised my rear. i stapled my homework to a steer. there was an outcry from the animal. i had to hold the handle of my bike. i'm on strike. at the crack of noon ( Read more... )

i'm glad that ween exists.

i do enjoy a glass of water.

melt banana is a good band!

today i had a very good sandwich at subway. it was ham and cheese on flatbread. it was satisfying.

i'm grateful for the music of john zorn, michael gira, and j.g. thirlwell.

i'm grateful for my computer.

i'm grateful for my job.

in the past 24 hours, i have discovered the youtube channel "pronunciationguide". it's really funny. it made me laugh multiple times, which is hard to do. it was a positive experience.

that is all.