I strongely and violently dislike Neville Longbottom.
I am suspecting that he is really evil with the powers to become an incredibally dangerous dark lord if provoked.
He also ate all the chocolate mints in the hotel room.
And he still has'nt gone home.
I miss Mildred , and my strawberry moisterizer cream.

My harbour cruise was ruined last night when a suicidal wizard attempted to throw himself off the harbour bridge. He landed in the giant blow up Harry potter display in the centre of the party. Next thing we know our pleasant cruise has been attacked by several filthy muggle police men in boats. I soon realized I recognised the wizard ( Read more... )

I am in Australia , imagine that ( Read more... )

My ever long quest to mend my broken heart will be taking me to Australia where my publishers insist I should promote "Murder on the Hogwarts express ( Read more... )

A Geisha is not a prostitute.
Do not call a Geisha a prostitute.
Especially do not call a with Geisha a prostitute in a middle of a tea ceremony when she happens to be holding a wand.
My face is currently covered with tentacles.
I think I'll meditate for a while.

Wonderfull blurrdy brilliant time been having in TOKYO japan. I bought a cool thing have no idea what it doe's but its all cool and blurrrdy brilliant whoop whoop. Japan loves me baby , wants me to star in posters with puppets promoting laxative tablets! will be paying with six thousand galleons for one hours work! met two gorgeous ( Read more... )

All of my lessons from now on will be taught via and internet camera so do not ditch classes for I can still see you. All essays and home work will be emailed to me while I am away. After watching Frankenstein we have finished our unit in Muggle Television. Now we are studying muggle cities from around the world and I will be taking ( Read more... )

There is nothing else for it , in five mintues I will be apparating to Siberia. There is no further use for me here , my class room is full of idiots such as Draco Malfoy this weather is doing horrible things to my complection. And I suspect that Argle is attempting to steal my position as prettiest teacher. The final straw was Mildred , ( Read more... )

Apparently several of my students (i.e Draco Malfoy) have been complaining stating that my choices in television programming are far to juvenile. KERMIT THE FROG IS AN INCREDIBALLY TALENTED ACTOR AND IF YOU CANNOT APRECIATE IT YOU ARE A HACK ( Read more... )

*sniffs air and smells roses , looks across the room and see's a young woman in a black dress with very red lips*

Is it just me or doe's Mildred look different? Millie darling did you get your hair cut?