I have decided to flee to Siberia
There is nothing else for it , in five mintues I will be apparating to Siberia. There is no further use for me here , my class room is full of idiots such as Draco Malfoy this weather is doing horrible things to my complection. And I suspect that Argle is attempting to steal my position as prettiest teacher. The final straw was Mildred , cruel Mildred rejecting my poor still heart. Mildred Hallows if you read this let it be known that you ARE A DEMON EVIL WOMAN AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HURTING MY FEELINGS. I liked you with out that stupid wonder bra but OBVIOUSLY I'm to good for you. Obviously you are intimidated by my charming good looks and my wonderfull personality. I never want to see you again you ARE FIRED. You were my best friend besides Kermit and you know how psychotic I can get. I am leaving now for Siberia.
Actually no I am not going to Siberia it's to BLOODY COLD.
Good bye Mildred , I never ever want to see you again.
Actually no I am not going to Siberia it's to BLOODY COLD.
Good bye Mildred , I never ever want to see you again.